Doit Danko XVI

Doit Danko XVI is one of two main protagonists in Return to the Realm of Tears.

Like his brother, Doney, he wears black shorts, a yellow shirt and a tie. However, the only major difference is that he wears a bandanna while Doney wears a birdcap.

Into the Realm of Tears
In 2269, Doit and Doney were invited to participate in a tournament in the Realm of Tears by an odd man with blue hair to win "much cash." After deciding to attend the tournament, the Dankos entered a physical training regime so they could be "fit and ready to go to the Realm of Tears." After a large argument between the two, they finally commenced their journey to the Realm of Tears.

After apparently killing Bernsteene and Mercenarie, the Dankos and the Grils approached the Outskirts of the Realm of Tears to divide the money equally amongst themselves. However, greed and betrayal ensued, and the group fell apart as quickly as it formed. Doit was the sole survivor of the onslaught, albeit with many severe injuries.

Doit crawled away from the scene and later collapsed in front of the Fuckinator 3000. He soon fell unconscious and Bernsteene was revealed to be watching him from around a corner of a building.

Doit's fate remains unclear.

Notable Quotes
"You're the pig. You're a pig and a goat. You're a pig-goat." (to Doney Danko IV in Return to the Realm of Tears)

"Tell us the best song ever... and we'll let you live." (to Mercenarie in Return to the Realm of Tears)

"What the hell?" (to the Fuckinator 3000 in Return to the Realm of Tears)