Doney Danko IV

Doney Danko IV is one of two main protagonists in Return to the Realm of Tears.

He is the brother of Doit Danko XVI and dresses very similarly to him: black shorts, yellow shirt and a tie. However, in contrast to Doit's bandanna, Doney wears a distinctive birdcap.

Into the Realm of Tears
Doney attended the Tournament of Souls with Doit in 2269, and often gave and received hostile mannerisms from Gladyss of Gril. Doney was killed in the year 2369. Ironically, it was not the two seemingly immortal enemies he faced on multiple occasions during his time in the Realm of Tears, instead being Gladyss of Gril when she succumbed to greed and wanted the "much cash" for herself and her sister.

Life after death
Despite being murdered on the outskirts of the Realm of Tears, Doney was resurrected by Fuckinator 3000 at some point between Return to the Realm of Tears and Rain of Tears, at which point he would be teleported into the Dark Realms to ensure his protection from Bernsteene. Though his ultimate fate following the events of Rain of Tears is unknown, it would appear that Doney's second life ended up being significantly longer than the first, given that he would remain safe from the Dark Lord in the Dark Realms, where he was apparently trapped.

Notable Quotes
"I'm gonna jump of that... and Superman punch you." (to Doit Danko XVI in Return to the Realm of Tears)

"Retreat!" (in Return to the Realm of Tears)

"I'm dying, Doit..." (in Return to the Realm of Tears)